Oppo PSA: Gyros > Tacos 

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-) 04/09/2017 at 15:18 • Filed to: Mid-day shitpost

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Leon711 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:20

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In the UK, we call it a Doner Kebab.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:22

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Ban

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:23

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That’s not Gyros. That’s Döner. Nur der macht schöner.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:25

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Doner Kebab

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/09/2017 at 15:25

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False, you will be sent to the Kinja re-education camp.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:25

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That’s not a taco, that is garbage.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 04/09/2017 at 15:26

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In ‘Merica it’s Gyro, but pronounced Euro.

Honeybunchesofgoats > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:27

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Tacos are fine, but gyros/doners are purpose made drunk food.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 04/09/2017 at 15:27

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Nein! Est ist ein Gyro!

(It’s been 6 years since I’ve taken German.)

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 15:29

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Other way around. Gyros are much higher quality than tacos.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:29

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If you have authentic carne asada Mexican tacos, they’re godly. I can’t say gyros are as good.

So, for now,

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 04/09/2017 at 15:30

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I didn’t even know Tacos were actually Mexican. I always though they were just Tex-Mex.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:30

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Now I want some Euros for dinner, thanks.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:30

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Ne, je to döner kebab.

(It’s been 2 years since I’ve taken Czech.)

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 04/09/2017 at 15:32

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Y’all eat money? SMDH.

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:32

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NEIN, sir, your papers are not in order...........to the Gulag.......

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 04/09/2017 at 15:33

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I though Czech didn’t use vowels?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:33

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The ones I had were Mexican, at least. They were made by some family friends who are Mexican. It’s a family recipe. To this day, I hold them as the benchmark as far as tacos go.

Honeybunchesofgoats > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:33

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To be sure. But few foods are as good at soaking up excess alcohol at 3 AM as a bunch of lamb and a thick pita.

I’ve spent many drunken nights stumbling down sidewalks looking for an open doner shop.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Die-Trying 04/09/2017 at 15:34

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Sorry, but the Bolsheviks have completed their coup. Gyros are now the official food of Kinja.  

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:35

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They don’t use unnecessary vowels. The language is entirely phonetic, it’s great.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 15:35

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This actually makes a lot of sense. But gyros are still better than tacos while sober too.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 04/09/2017 at 15:38

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Then again, I’m sure there’s a Greek or Turkish family they makes just as delicious gyros.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:39

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Don’t let that thumbnail confuse ya

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 04/09/2017 at 15:41

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Video’s not available in America apparently :(

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:44

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Stupid capitalists

Tapas > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:44

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Man that’s like comparing pizza and burgers. You can’t diss neither. Both are amazing!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:46

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One of the worst things that ever happened to me was when our local Greek delivery place closed. Everybody around here uses gyro loaf, this other place that closed used real lamb. It was so great.

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:51

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vhat das THE coup hav to du vis de Gyros?

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 15:51

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But only without garlic sauce. Believe me.

Just don’t.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 04/09/2017 at 15:51

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I never thought German would work so will in rap.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Tapas 04/09/2017 at 15:52

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Well you can compare them. They’re both meat, tomato, onions, and a sauce rapped in a single piece of bread. :p

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Die-Trying 04/09/2017 at 15:54

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All the farm land is being collectivized and dedicated to lamb production.  

WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:57

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Authentic Mexican tacos > shawarma > tex mex tacos > gyros.

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 15:58

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*whispers......... they are called sheep.......

but taco bell isnt exacty a fair representation of taco.....er sandwich....... whatever.........

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Die-Trying 04/09/2017 at 16:07

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But they don’t grow old enough to be adult sheep until they’re made into gyros. :p

Nick Has an Exocet > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 16:08

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Here in the US, Gyro (yee-ear-oh) meat is mystery meat. Apparently, the same in Dublin:

http://www.independent.ie/life/food-drink/food-news/no-horse-but-its-not-lamb-either-whats-really-in-your-donner-kebab-30457005.html

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 16:09

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I unrespectfully dissagree.

Nick Has an Exocet > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 16:10

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Traditional mexican tacos aren’t those hard shell things.

https://roguepriest.net/2014/05/21/how-are-authentic-mexican-tacos-different-from-american-tacos/

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Nick Has an Exocet 04/09/2017 at 16:13

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Well it’s still better than ground beef.:)

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/09/2017 at 16:14

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I’m unrespectfully sending you to a re-education camp :p

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 16:14

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*pictured: not a taco

This is a taco

However if we’re just comparing dog food in a overgrown dorito to a good Gyro, I totally agree with you.

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 16:14

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no worries. it all sells.

BEEF GYROS HERE,....... GET YOUR BEEF GYROS.........

WE GOT BEEF, AND ITS “CHEEP”........

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Die-Trying 04/09/2017 at 16:17

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After the land collectivization lamb meat will be cheap and beef will be to bourgeoisie to be produced.  

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 16:20

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no worries, just have to make room for the new stock......

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 16:50

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I have to say if it were a taco it I like fish tacos. But I love gyros, I love lamb.

coqui70 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 18:38

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Go to Torchy’s in Austin and then decide. Or heck any Taqueria in Houston.

Frank Grimes > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 19:59

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go to hell!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Frank Grimes 04/09/2017 at 20:10

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No! But you’re going to the Gulag!

Frank Grimes > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 20:30

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not again. I hate that place.

Tapas > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/09/2017 at 23:03

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Sure, you can compare them. But for me, there’s no benifit to having some rank/preference for tacos and gyros because I like them both in different ways.

For example, crunchy tacos are awesome but you cant fuck one in a pinch. It crumbles too quickly and taco shards hurt lol